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You don’t need to be perfect. You need practical — and a dog who’ll finally listen and make you look less of a knob in the park.
Let’s be honest. You didn’t get a dog so you could be dragged down the street, shouted at by your neighbours, or sat crying into a cuppa wondering where it all went wrong.
You got a dog because you wanted a mate. A companion. A reason to get outside, laugh more, and feel less alone. Life was supposed to get lighter – not harder!
But right now, you’ve got a four-legged lunatic who ignores you, takes the piss and leaves you questioning everything.
There’s straight-talking, no-BS training you can actually use – preferably before the shit hits the fan.
But if you’re already knee-deep in the chaos? Then that’s where we start.
Because life with your dog isn’t about being perfect. It’s about having the right tools when things go sideways – and knowing you’re not on your own when they do.
Training your dog isn’t a one size fits all and it can leave you feeling like you’ve failed as an owner if your dog just isn’t ‘getting it’
That’s where Dog School for Humans® steps in – real training, real support, for real people and their very real dogs.
Training tips, swearing, sarcasm, and the odd story about dogs being twats. No spam, no beige bullshit — just real advice that actually helps.
Unsubscribe whenever you like (I won’t cry).

Once upon a time, there was a frustrated dog owner.
She loved her dog, but didn’t like her dog’s behaviour.
She dreaded walking her dog.
She dreaded leaving her dog.
I was this woman and that is exactly the reason I took myself off to university and got a BSc (Hons) in brain and behaviour psychology amongst many other qualifications.
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